quickwrite-minions

what I would do if I had a large number of minions I would get them to do the more fun parts of life with me and so I would not be alone while I play a game like warhammer 40k I would also get them to fight over a bunch of bananas because I don't have all the money in the world unless my minions steal all the bananas from the stores so I wouldn't have to pay for it. I would also get them to do all my school work for me oh right bad idea  because they can't maintain focus for long periods of time. I would also use my minions to keep as a best friend because who wouldn't like a cute yellow guy thing hanging out with you.